Quizno’s: 2 Girls 1 Sub

I don’t know what to say about this. A production from Playboy that mimics the likes of “2 Girls 1 Cup” — the nasty poop fetish and exploitative, shocker online film — but substitutes poop for the phalic torpedo sub from Quizno’s. I thought the suggestive moneyshot with the mayonaise was very uncreative, but it made me laugh! OH, and the eating of the sub from both ends was reminiscent of the Disney film The Lady and The Tramp. Way to ruin childhood memories for me Playboy by turning them into a weird food fetish, fantasy that would never really happen in real life. Then again…would dogs ever slurp spaghetti? I think not. Would two girls really eat a sub like this? No. Would two girls really eat poop out of a cup? Yes.

So, now that you’ve watched it, how does it make you feel? I personally can’t mix food with this type of pleasure, just too messy.