Derek Tacconelli Blog » Girls http://dtacconelli.com/blog The Internet is Serious Business Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:46:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Naked Science – What’s Sexy? http://dtacconelli.com/blog/naked-science-whats-sexy/ http://dtacconelli.com/blog/naked-science-whats-sexy/#comments Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:09:58 +0000 Derek http://dtacconelli.com/blog/?p=1394 Warning: call_user_func_array() [function.call-user-func-array]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback, 'Array' was given in /home/ghep/public_html/blog/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 170
]]> Here’s what I watched tonight on National Geographic via Hulu: What’s Sexy. Packed with sexual information. Enjoy:

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]]> http://dtacconelli.com/blog/sofia-vergara-friday-hotness/feed/ 0 Azn Pride – Got Rice? http://dtacconelli.com/blog/azn-pride-got-rice/ http://dtacconelli.com/blog/azn-pride-got-rice/#comments Sun, 20 Sep 2009 08:42:50 +0000 Derek http://dtacconelli.com/blog/?p=573 Warning: call_user_func_array() [function.call-user-func-array]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback, 'Array' was given in /home/ghep/public_html/blog/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 170
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]]> http://dtacconelli.com/blog/azn-pride-got-rice/feed/ 0 If Web Browsers Were Women… http://dtacconelli.com/blog/if-web-browsers-were-women/ http://dtacconelli.com/blog/if-web-browsers-were-women/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:05:12 +0000 Derek http://dtacconelli.com/blog/?p=563 Warning: call_user_func_array() [function.call-user-func-array]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback, 'Array' was given in /home/ghep/public_html/blog/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 170
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]]> http://dtacconelli.com/blog/retired/feed/ 3 Steel Panther – Community Property (EXPLICIT) http://dtacconelli.com/blog/steel-panther-community-property-explicit/ http://dtacconelli.com/blog/steel-panther-community-property-explicit/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:36:11 +0000 Derek http://dtacconelli.com/blog/?p=434 Warning: call_user_func_array() [function.call-user-func-array]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback, 'Array' was given in /home/ghep/public_html/blog/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 170
]]> **WARNING** Explicit content. You were forwarned hahahaha.

Thanks moneky for sharing this golden music video with me.

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]]> http://dtacconelli.com/blog/sexy-soccer-chicks/feed/ 0 Quizno’s: 2 Girls 1 Sub http://dtacconelli.com/blog/quiznos-2-girls-1-sub/ http://dtacconelli.com/blog/quiznos-2-girls-1-sub/#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:29:32 +0000 Derek http://dtacconelli.com/blog/?p=115 Warning: call_user_func_array() [function.call-user-func-array]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback, 'Array' was given in /home/ghep/public_html/blog/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 170
]]> I don’t know what to say about this. A production from Playboy that mimics the likes of “2 Girls 1 Cup” — the nasty poop fetish and exploitative, shocker online film — but substitutes poop for the phalic torpedo sub from Quizno’s. I thought the suggestive moneyshot with the mayonaise was very uncreative, but it made me laugh! OH, and the eating of the sub from both ends was reminiscent of the Disney film The Lady and The Tramp. Way to ruin childhood memories for me Playboy by turning them into a weird food fetish, fantasy that would never really happen in real life. Then again…would dogs ever slurp spaghetti? I think not. Would two girls really eat a sub like this? No. Would two girls really eat poop out of a cup? Yes.

So, now that you’ve watched it, how does it make you feel? I personally can’t mix food with this type of pleasure, just too messy.

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