Milk Crisis

As the Jolly Green Giant roamed around,
He found a cow sound as a pound.
“Wake up wake up!” the Green Giant said,
“I need some milk with my peanut-butter bread!”
But the cow did no budge,
It would not be moved.
The giant said, “Fudge!”
The cow simply mooed.
The Green Giant was more excited than before!
He jumped up and down and let out a roar!
The cow still lay snoozing and snoring,
The giant pouted while the situation became rather boring.
The giant yelled, screamed and let out a shout,
He threatened to throw the cow right out.
“You will land with a great thump,” the giant warned.
“I will cast you over the huge hills and mountains over yonder.”
With this the cow began to wonder.
The cow stood up and started to say, “I cannot even give you one glass full.”
“This is because I am merely a bull.”

By Derek Tacconelli for English, Period 5 on September 24, 2002